CLARION, Pa. (EYT) — Sheetz has not announced some features of its new building now under construction in Clarion.

(Pictured: The Sheetz construction crew at Clarion installed triple top secret underground pipes that will allow the flow of KFC to the pumps)

Acknowledging the tremendous community disappointment that the former BiLo building did not include a Super KFC, Sheetz decided to take action. A large underground chicken ranch is being built on the property where the chickens will be raised using KFC standards.

Once they are ready for a “taste test” after a pass through the exclusive Sheetz underground oven, the KFC chicken will be delivered to customers through the new gas tanks. 

No longer will you only have an option between unleaded, leaded, and super, you will also be able to select chicken, using the same distribution system used by underground gas tanks.  Customers must bring their own chicken bucket to catch the food as it arrives through the pump — sort of like your own popcorn bucket at AMC Theaters.

While a name for the new product has not been determined, odds are that it will include “eetz” in the name, such as KFCheetz.